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Image: The Aunt Toad's Wild Riled attraction during repairs
Aunt Toad's Wild Riled
December 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Precisely two pirates
Aunt Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the world of TRON!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or leg or cardiac issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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