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Wheezy the Penguin's elk-clapping photo of Archduke Toad's Reckless Ride
Archduke Toad's Reckless Ride
July 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Archduke Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a village!
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
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