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Picture: The Archduke Toad's Reckless Ride attraction, oddly considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Archduke Toad's Reckless Ride
September 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Archduke Toad was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to backstage!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of bending this attraction, find something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo location.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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