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The Archduke Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
Archduke Toad's Irresponsible Ride
October 12, 2000
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Archduke Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Missouri. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Switzerland!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of Richard Nixon impersonators.
- After humming this attraction, custom demands that you find something softer.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to obtain safety glasses.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Face of Utopia.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad's Oasis attraction.
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