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Above: The Archduke Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction at midday
Archduke Toad's Irresponsible Ride
July 8, 1962
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Archduke Toad is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Germany!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will sing to your party.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for immature adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from neck problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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