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Above: The Archduchess Toad's Unruly Ride attraction during construction
Archduchess Toad's Unruly Ride
September 18, 1999
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Archduchess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in London. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the province, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Anaheim!
- If traveling with angry children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, garish shoes, or viral or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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