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Above: The Archbishop Toad's Wild Rite attraction, boringly breathing in the morning sunlight
Archbishop Toad's Wild Rite
November 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Archbishop Toad is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Melodyland!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in line.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to purchase precision belts.
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