Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John Hench's Dalmatian-offending photo of Archbishop Toad's Wild Journey
Archbishop Toad's Wild Journey
January 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (from "Forbidden Snail" Facebook page)
Archbishop Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you act as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United Kingdom!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to ride this ride at least once.
- Before waiting for this ride, go on something more exciting.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to go on.
- Maximum IQ 107.
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