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A memorable view of Admiral Toad's Wild Vacation when it's not covered in tarps
Admiral Toad's Wild Vacation
October 31, 1967
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Admiral Toad is well known as the worst bicyclist in Spain. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to vaudeville!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, valuable clothing, or cardiac, bowel, or neck issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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