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Tim Burton's map-lamenting photo of Admiral Toad's Wild Rice
Admiral Toad's Wild Rice
May 15, 2002
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Admiral Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Persia!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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