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A southern view of Admiral Toad's Wild Rice when it's not shrounded in snowballs
Admiral Toad's Wild Rice
August 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Admiral Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Utah!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- Roy Disney had a little dining room hidden below this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad the Flying Elephant attraction.
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