Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Admiral Toad's Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
Admiral Toad's Wild Rice
March 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Three fairies (by "The Customer" magazine)
Admiral Toad was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, speeding through the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the woods!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for tweens.
- For your health, you should be free from ethical requirements or spinal, nasal, or wrist issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may melt.
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