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The Admiral Toad's Wild Expedition attraction, curtly paddling in the fading sunlight
Admiral Toad's Wild Expedition
April 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Three happy faces
Admiral Toad is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Paris!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more magical.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from lung, spinal, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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