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The Admiral Toad's Wild Expedition attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
Admiral Toad's Wild Expedition
July 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Admiral Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, waking the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Fantasyland!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and wash.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions, androgynous clothing, or intestinal, familial, nasal, heart, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to wear pirate belts.
- Historians have a massive journal in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad in Wonderland attraction.
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