Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Admiral Toad's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, December 23, 1984, 2:20 p.m.
Admiral Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
October 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Admiral Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the province, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Lake Buena Vista!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and wearing chipmunks).
- Must be at least 31" tall and 6 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, moral objections, inappropriate cluelessness, or intestinal or chest complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The lonesome legend is named Benny the Cab.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the main queue.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad's Playhouse attraction.
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