Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Admiral Toad's Uncontrolled Ride attraction during construction
Admiral Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
August 13, 1977
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Admiral Toad was said to be the worst race-car driver in a tavern. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Mexico!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, try something that doesn't involve mints.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of insects, punk haircuts, or cardiac, shoulder, or social problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs within the other guests at all times.
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