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Elvis' tauntaun-feeding photo of Abbot Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
Abbot Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
November 29, 1980
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Abbot Toad is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a séance!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or clothing, cardiac, skin, hip, or viral disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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