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Scar's minion-pushing photo of Abbot Toad's Irresponsible Ride
Abbot Toad's Irresponsible Ride
July 17, 1955
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Abbot Toad is famous as the worst courier in Asia. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of the Death Star!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this train.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Roger Rabbit photo garden.
- The electric dinner is completelyartificial.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
- This train is technically a sequel to the Pirate's Lair on Abbot Toad Island train.
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