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Jiminy Cricket's king-crashing photo of Abbot Toad's Irresponsible Ride
Abbot Toad's Irresponsible Ride
August 16, 1967
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Abbot Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the wilderness!
- Warning: during parades, this thrill ride will be full of zombies.
- Thrill ride may be too frightening for children.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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