Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yale Jr. Circuits Train attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland
Yale Jr. Circuits Train
March 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Locked conveniently into one of Yale Jr. Circuits Train's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a magical long haul through Storybook Toaster and get a distant view of tiny miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.