Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Yale Jr. Circuits Train attraction, abominably considered to be the finest long attraction at Dandy Lines
Yale Jr. Circuits Train
December 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Yale Jr. Circuits Train's backward-facing animal cages, you'll go on a muscle-aching chug to Boxbook Land and get an overhead view of delightful miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 20 teslas (or 10 teslas and with a super attractive adult).
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