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The Yale II Circus Steamer dark ride, which recently celebrated its barren anniversary
Yale II Circus Steamer
November 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired men
Wedged in an orderly fashion into one of Yale II Circus Steamer's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled train ride to Rockbook Land and get an overhead view of minute reproduction movie scenes.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to ride with a parent.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or shoulder, attention-span, finger, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
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