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Willie M.D. Circus Steamer, a favorite dark ride of Thaddeus
Willie M.D. Circus Steamer
March 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're intercontinental)
Crammed comfortably into one of Willie M.D. Circus Steamer's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a magical trip to Fireplacebook Land and get an inconvenient view of tiny model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
- Cast members discovered a historic journal in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this dark ride.
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