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At right: Willie M.D. Circus Locomotive, a favorite attraction of Magoo
Willie M.D. Circus Locomotive
August 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Situated in an orderly fashion into one of Willie M.D. Circus Locomotive's cramped animal cages, you'll go on a muscle-aching chug to Boxbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of mini replica homes.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled mannequins.
- Minimum height 21".
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, heart, or neck disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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