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A private view of Willie M.D. Circus Locomotive when it's not covered in children
Willie M.D. Circus Locomotive
September 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Wedged comfortably into one of Willie M.D. Circus Locomotive's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Bobsledbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of minute kit-based homes.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive hotness, or clothing, romantic, chin, intestinal, skin, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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