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Wheezy M.D. Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Wheezy M.D. Caucus Train
March 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seated comfortably into one of Wheezy M.D. Caucus Train's uncomfortable circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip to Gorillabook Land and get an inconvenient view of diminutive replica movie sets.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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