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Above: The Wernher M.D. Citrus Train experience at midday
Wernher M.D. Citrus Train
November 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seated bodily into one of Wernher M.D. Citrus Train's backward-facing cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief journey through Hosebook Land and get an overhead view of charming model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this experience in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from distracting tattoos, emotional baggage, or social complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get dry on this experience.
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