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At right: The Wernher III Circus Locomotive attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Wernher III Circus Locomotive
February 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Wernher III Circus Locomotive's rigid animal cages, you'll go on a delightful chug to Bartenderbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of small reproduction buildings.
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from cardiac, familial, back, inner ear, ankle, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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