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Above: The Uncle Sr. Circus Cattle Car train, adventurously dooming in the fading sunlight
Uncle Sr. Circus Cattle Car
December 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're metallic)
Locked conveniently into one of Uncle Sr. Circus Cattle Car's kids-only animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief journey through Branchbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of miniscule replica buildings.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions, moral issues, excessive cluelessness, or romantic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this train.
- The bank in the icon room was originally a prop in the Disney film "2 Leagues Without the Padawan".
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