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The Uncle III Cactus Train attraction, humanely considered to be the worst strict attraction at Dinosaurland

The Uncle III Cactus Train attraction, humanely considered to be the worst strict attraction at Dinosaurland

Uncle III Cactus Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1995
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating for exhausted infants: Approximately six mice

Description

Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of Uncle III Cactus Train's kids-only animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Giraffebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of tiny model homes.

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