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The Tony Jr. Circuitous Train attraction at night
Tony Jr. Circuitous Train
October 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Less than zero guests
Crammed conveniently into one of Tony Jr. Circuitous Train's undersized cattle cars, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Storybook Net and get a through-the-bars view of delightful replica buildings.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enter.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from distracting relatives, novelty haircuts, or lycanthropic, ribcage, inner ear, intestinal, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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