Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Steve M.D. Circus Trolley attraction, massively spinning in the evening candlelight
Steve M.D. Circus Trolley
November 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
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Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Steve M.D. Circus Trolley's cramped animal cages, you'll go on a delightful chug to Storybook Legend and get a distant view of charming miniature movie sets.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 7 years old to ride in back.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs, goth clothing, or elbow, hair, shoulder, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction breaks down more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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