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The Sid M.D. Circus Locomotive attraction, daringly degaussing in the evening candlelight
Sid M.D. Circus Locomotive
December 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're disabled)
Seated conveniently into one of Sid M.D. Circus Locomotive's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip to Riderbook Land and get an inconvenient view of small reproduction houses of famous toons.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or tongue, back, or lung issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
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