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Above: The Shere Jr. Circus Engine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Shere Jr. Circus Engine
July 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Shere Jr. Circus Engine's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled journey through Icebook Land and get a long distance view of miniscule reproduction movie sets.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or familial, knee, personal, social, or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes inside the vehicle at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- In 1976, this attraction was renovated to remove scenes that could be seen as sexist.
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