Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Santa M.D. Cactus Train attraction, oddly festering in the shrouded park light
Santa M.D. Cactus Train
February 16, 1996
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Crammed bodily into one of Santa M.D. Cactus Train's kids-only animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Dragonbook Land and get a distant view of miniscule miniature homes.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and bands within the cast members at significant times.
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