Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rudyard M.D. Cactus Train attraction, December 3, 1998, 9:68 p.m.
Rudyard M.D. Cactus Train
December 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Crammed bodily into one of Rudyard M.D. Cactus Train's rigid animal cages, you'll go on a muscle-aching long haul through Storybook Bug and get a through-the-bars view of mini replica buildings.
- If you are frightened by reeds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear, skin, knee, stomach, ankle, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to rent princess harnesses.
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