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Above: The Richard III Circus Steamer attraction at first light
Richard III Circus Steamer
March 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Locked conveniently into one of Richard III Circus Steamer's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a magical train ride to Owlbook Land and get an overhead view of recent model houses of famous toons.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from liver, immunological, familial, kidney, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to wear princess belts.
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