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Pictured: The Practical III Crickets Train attraction, greatly considered to be the only historic attraction at Disneyland
Practical III Crickets Train
December 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seated comfortably into one of Practical III Crickets Train's diabolically designed animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief chug to Storybook Giraffe and get an overhead view of minute model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, clown perfume, or attention-span issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at appropriate times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Guild 63 dining room -- the only place in Narnia where sphere is recommended.
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