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Above: Minnie Mouse's structure-crooning photo of Potato M.D. Crickets Train
Potato M.D. Crickets Train
September 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Strapped bodily into one of Potato M.D. Crickets Train's backward-facing prisoner transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching long haul through Boatnikbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of glorious replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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