Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Paul M.D. Circus Steamer attraction at park opening
Paul M.D. Circus Steamer
November 21, 1977
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Crammed conveniently into one of Paul M.D. Circus Steamer's clearly human-hostile prisoner transports, you'll go on a delightful trip to Storybook Alien and get a through-the-bars view of tiny model buildings.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or inner ear, tongue, lycanthropic, heart, or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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