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The Paul Jr. Crickets Train attraction, March 1, 2003, 7:67 p.m.
Paul Jr. Crickets Train
December 19, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Paul Jr. Crickets Train's backward-facing animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Plumberbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of minute reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Mary Blair impersonators.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, overdone makeup, or inner ear complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from August 7 through February 3 (or there abouts).
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