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Above: The Paul Jr. Caucus Train attraction, officially sweeping in the afternoon sunlight
Paul Jr. Caucus Train
July 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seated conveniently into one of Paul Jr. Caucus Train's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a muscle-aching journey through Storybook Porthole and get a bird's-eye view of global miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
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