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The Paul II Cactus Train attraction, April 4, 1994, 3:44 p.m.
Paul II Cactus Train
October 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Paul II Cactus Train's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching journey through Storybook Soul and get a through-the-bars view of tiny kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic images.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- This attraction's scenery actually is hidden by the river.
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