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The Paul II Cactus Train attraction at park opening
Paul II Cactus Train
December 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Paul II Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Storybook Muppet and get a long distance view of small replica movie sets.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less demanding.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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