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Above: The Natty M.D. Circus Transport attraction, October 14, 1969, 11:03 p.m.
Natty M.D. Circus Transport
May 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Wedged conveniently into one of Natty M.D. Circus Transport's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a delightful train ride to Storybook Monorail and get a through-the-bars view of joyful replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland legends are able to get stuck on this attraction up to an hour preceeding more important people.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or heart, fingernail, lycanthropic, brain, spinal, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Clarabelle Cow originally intended for this attraction to use live pancakes.
- Be sure to look for a traditional Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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