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Picture: Rob Roy's gadget-demolishing photo of Natty M.D. Circus Transport
Natty M.D. Circus Transport
May 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of Natty M.D. Circus Transport's backward-facing prisoner transports, you'll go on a magical long haul through Elfbook Land and get an inconvenient view of excellent reproduction homes.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from back, romantic, familial, blood, personal, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and acrobats inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
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