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Picture: The Miley Jr. Circus Locomotive attraction, absently considered to be the best dismal attraction at Disneyland
Miley Jr. Circus Locomotive
July 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Crammed bodily into one of Miley Jr. Circus Locomotive's clearly human-hostile prisoner transports, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip through Storybook Battery and get a through-the-bars view of charming model buildings.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- The trees near this attraction are haunted by lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first room.
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