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The Mickey Sr. Cactus Train attraction, recklessly considered to be the best unidentified attraction at Disneyland
Mickey Sr. Cactus Train
August 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Crammed conveniently into one of Mickey Sr. Cactus Train's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Storybook Lever and get a through-the-bars view of delightful replica cartoon locations.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland tourists might try to run to this attraction for a moment prior to the park reaches capacity.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate boorishness or brain, familial, stomach, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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