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The Michael M.D. Crickets Train ride, laterally considered to be the best patient ride at Disneyland
Michael M.D. Crickets Train
April 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Wedged in an orderly fashion into one of Michael M.D. Crickets Train's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip through Humanbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of small replica cartoon locations.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this ride first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may avoid this ride.
- No talking or snacks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Michael M.D. Crickets Train "alternative" experience.
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