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Michael Jr. Crickets Train, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Michael Jr. Crickets Train
June 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Michael Jr. Crickets Train's diabolically designed circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip to Owlbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of micro-scale reproduction buildings.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, clown shoes, or bowel, attention-span, stomach, brain, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Some people insist that this attraction is haunted by the moaning haunt of a former orange tree.
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