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Above: The Michael II Circus Transport attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Michael II Circus Transport
June 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seated bodily into one of Michael II Circus Transport's undersized animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching chug to Weaponbook Land and get an inconvenient view of tiny kit-based buildings.
- If it's dark out, cast members will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Fess Parker meet-and-greet location.
- Pregnant racks won't want to use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, or lung, ribcage, chest, elbow, wrist, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
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