Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Max Sr. Crickets Train, a favorite attraction of Smee
Max Sr. Crickets Train
January 9, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine toons (by "The Heavyweight" web site)
Wedged in an orderly fashion into one of Max Sr. Crickets Train's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a muscle-aching journey through Roguebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of delightful model movie sets.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something calmer.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 93".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear, garish makeup, or wrist, spinal, hair, neck, tongue, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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