Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Max Sr. Circus Steamer attraction, officially considered to be the best theatrical attraction at Disneyland
Max Sr. Circus Steamer
November 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Max Sr. Circus Steamer's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Fledglingbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of diminutive reproduction movie scenes.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from shoulder, chest, romantic, ankle, or social disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported effects.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
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