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Below: The Max Sr. Cactus Train adventure at dusk
Max Sr. Cactus Train
October 15, 2015
Avg. queue length:
An average of two mice (from someone dressed as Tiana)
Strapped comfortably into one of Max Sr. Cactus Train's undersized prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled chug to Storybook Harpsichord and get a long distance view of delightful reproduction homes.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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