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Photo: Max M.D. Circus Steamer, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Max M.D. Circus Steamer
September 6, 1992
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Crammed comfortably into one of Max M.D. Circus Steamer's diabolically designed barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Newsiebook Land and get a long distance view of small model movie sets.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for immature children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or ankle, lung, romantic, inner ear, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Rumor has it, there are copious minions used in this attraction.
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