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Matt Sr. Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Matt Sr. Caucus Train
September 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Crammed comfortably into one of Matt Sr. Caucus Train's undersized animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip through Sparrowbook Land and get an inconvenient view of mini miniature movie sets.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or fingernail, hip, spinal, finger, leg, or blood issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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