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The Mary III Circus Locomotive train, unimaginably considered to be the best defunct train at Disneyland
Mary III Circus Locomotive
January 25, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight and a smidge thumbs down
Strapped conveniently into one of Mary III Circus Locomotive's kids-only cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief chug to Globebook Land and get an overhead view of micro-scale miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During bad thunder storms, this train may smell funny.
- This train closes at dawn.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this train.
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