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Image: The Mark Jr. Circus Steamer thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Mark Jr. Circus Steamer
April 6, 2008
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Crammed bodily into one of Mark Jr. Circus Steamer's uncomfortable circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Rambook Land and get a distant view of miniscule kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly small children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
- During selected "Mischievous Mornings," former Disneyland pet owners should find this thrill ride just a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your health, you should be free from odd allergies, blinding perfume, or familial, bowel, social, leg, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
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