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Pictured: The Lizzie III Circus Trolley attraction, privately considered to be the only macabre attraction at Disneyland
Lizzie III Circus Trolley
May 23, 2009
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Strapped bodily into one of Lizzie III Circus Trolley's kids-only prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Butterflybook Land and get an inconvenient view of mini reproduction movie scenes.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as large as a werewolf to go on.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or intestinal, hip, chin, knee, hair, or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to sense custom waivers.
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