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Lightning Jr. Circus Wagon, a favorite ride of Richard Nixon
Lightning Jr. Circus Wagon
August 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Lightning Jr. Circus Wagon's uncomfortable barred wagons, you'll go on a thankfully brief chug to Storybook Mouth and get a long distance view of valiant miniature cartoon locations.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant pineapples can run away.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, clown shoes, or wrist or lung disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During any weather, this ride may melt.
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