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The Lightning Jr. Circus Wagon attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Lightning Jr. Circus Wagon
February 20, 1986
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Strapped comfortably into one of Lightning Jr. Circus Wagon's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip to Laserbook Land and get an overhead view of charming reproduction homes.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 24 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hair, kidney, cardiac, spinal, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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