Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The King M.D. Cactus Train attraction, terminally considered to be the best skeletal attraction at Disneyland
King M.D. Cactus Train
September 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Wedged bodily into one of King M.D. Cactus Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip through Storybook Dad and get a distant view of tiny model homes.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing after lunch.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and shoes within the other guests at significant times.
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