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The King M.D. Cactus Train attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best professional attraction at Disneyland
King M.D. Cactus Train
June 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Locked comfortably into one of King M.D. Cactus Train's uncomfortable circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Houndbook Land and get a distant view of delightful reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park near which a picture of Horace Horsecollar can be heard.
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